I resolute to not umm...resolute.

So for this new years, which felt no different than the last 10 seconds of 2010, I have decided to not make any resolutions. No expectations-no "this year it will be different" talk. Because lets face it, all of our gym memberships stare at us with girth as we glance back with guilt. Event he must mundane, like say, trying to be nicer to people...um frankly, I don't think I can do that because I don't think i like people enough to try that. So as the hour passes and I watch poor but ever so beautifully sculpted (God must have spent a little more time on him...I mean is ONLY PERFECTLY SYMMETRIC, NO BIG) Anderson Cooper get sexually assaulted by Kathy Lee Griffin, who sounds like a demonized soccer mom, welcome me to the new year. Then after that my family and I split a bottle of something nice, got trashed and played Taboo until we started slurring our phrases and the buzzer became exclamation points. It was great nonetheless, to all whopping 2 of you who have read this, tell me about your New Years.