Oh summer; I have longed for you. I yearned for the sweet sensation of sweat on my brow and wasting away under the (dangerous/cancerous) rays of the sun. Without a care or fear of melanoma on my mind I went to you empty minded and actually a bit lackluster, little did I know YOU WERE GOING TO BLOW.
Wow summer, way to be the asshole black sheep of the family. Dear summer, you're a douchebag. Fo reals, I have some bones to pick with you...
First of all, I have been working like a single mom (minus the spawn-children) and my friends have all died off with fear of going broke. So in other words; everybody's friggin working and not a single soul is free to do anything. I also came back home to some burdens and unfinished business...huh unfinished business, I honestly didn't think I would accrue any until I died. But anyway, everything is going according to plan, I am blogging to 2 people (so guys, think of this as a public announcement email) and I am earning not as much as I planned oh and this town is a tomb. No really, where I am located now is a fabulous town to raise children...and cattle. So thanks summer for shitting on my dick, yet again. I would take Spring over you any day. Spring gives me variety and hope, so yeah. Suck it, summer. Fall will beatcho ass.
Sincerely,
Vanny
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