MTV no longer associates with Music.

So, I just watched the reruns of the MTV Movie Awards...ummm, doesn't MTV stand for Music Television? Just a reminder to the writers...so it was a shit fest, it was totally rigged so that the Twi-birth defects-light actors can grab a few awards. I don't get it, I really don't. That Kristen Stewart character has no personality and Rob Pattinson has Turrets. The stage looks like nature on acid and the winners are a joke; I have no hope for society. Just thinking about it hurts my feelings. But the upside is that Jason Sudeikis, God bless him. Oh how I love his sugateets. If you have no idea who Jason Sudeikis is, for shames. He's on SNL, if you have no idea what SNL is, stop reading this blog. Seriously, you're on my shit-list. But anywho, his singing monologue thing was pretty grand and probably the best they've got. You've let me down MTV, first The Hills have thighs, then Jerzey $hore, now this....I can't do it anymore, you've let me down too much for me to go on....but I will say that Teen Mom is a great show to watch when you're on the treadmill, it gets me so angry and revved up, I can run for miles, actually I pick up my speed when the "moms" start to talk...it's nice, Teen Mom makes me run like I just hit a big-ass black man. So thanks MTV, for that and for everything that's wrong with society. You're second on my shit list.