Let me tell you a little something....

So here are some things I'd like you to know about moi....
1.) I hate long walks on the beach because they are long.walks.on.a.beach. and maybe it's because I have never found beaches to be romantic...
2.) I wish I had the balls/enough street cred/ balance/ coordination to skateboard.
3.) I'm 5 foot nothing...(I know, perspective, right?)
4.) I'm in love with fashion, gay men have a way with me...I yearn for Marc Jacobs. Valentino and Armani; I don't even want to go there...gay orange men are my weakness.
5.) I have a soft spot for Koreans, blame it on the soju and K-Pop.
6.) I'm a total hypochondriac...damn you, Web MD (shake fist).
7.) I think I have abnormally small feet.
8.) I hate ALL underwater creatures, blech. Especially sharks, sharks can S my Bs.
9.) Every now and then I go into odd moods where I can watch "Virgin Suicides" over and over again.
10.) My fantasy football team would be Marc Jacobs, Sophia Coppola (because they get along famously), The 14th Dalai Lama, Maxine Hong Kingston, Amy Tan, Maguerite Duras, Encyclopedia Brown, Harvey Milk, Ann Suu Kyi, Jonh Lennon, Bob Marley and Duchamp. But they wouldn't play football because in my fantasy, they wouldn't understand the game of football, actually they would detest it. We would sit on the sidelines and chat about the wonders of the world, laugh and night would fall then the ornamental lights would dance and all will be well...isn't my fantasy a nice place?
11.) My favorite band in the whole world is Phoenix.
12.) The best cookies I've ever had are from Becker Farms (the chocolate-chip truffles)
13.) My favorite meal is in Vietnam, a noodle restaurant owned by my mom's best friend.
14.) You've Got Mail is my beating the blues flick.
15.) Tea and coffee is my life, I'm pretty much sure I'm about 98% caffeine.
16.) I have a weakness for fine-point ink pens, I have to buy it. I must add that I have pretty damn good penmanship. Oh but fountain pens, I stop the world and melt with fountain pens.
17.) English sheep dogs are my favorite animals.ever. I squeal at the sight of them.
18.) The Carriage House Cafe in Ithaca is the cutest restaurant I've been to.
19.) I can't give up traveling, it's like a drug. It costs more than drugs...shit.
20.) I buy art supplies like it's nobody's business.
21.) I can listen to Jack Johnson and be in total content with the world..no matter how shitty my day was.
22.) My mother stresses me out like no one else can, but she can do the total opposite and it's almost like magic.
23.) I'm an only child (shut up)
24.) I'm ambidextrous.
25.) I wish I had musical talents.